Friday, May 20, 2011

Underpants


On the eve of a supermoon many believe is about to bring with it an apocalypse,  I got to thinking about underpants. We are bound to see a few sets frolicking skyclad--or nearly--under the phenomena tomorrow night—one can at least hope. Wistful wishes having me hoping this guy will make an appearance as well:


                                                                             
As much debate concerned with the speculation that Chicken Little may have been right about the sky, there is another going on: Boxers or briefs? Can't decide? Go with my personal favorite, the boxer brief. Underwear too constraining? Go commando, I hear it can make your maypole larger.

To all the fellows currently incinerating their under-pant collection, hold off and check with a physician or maybe just do some extensive Googlizing. I write from knowledge that's been derived strictly from schoolyard hearsay.

 Boys, whatever your choice in undergarments may be, I think it essential every man own a pair of these:

11 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

Before reading this post, I had heard of them without ever seeing a pair. Thank you for broadening my knowledge.

Emma Claw said...

Anytime, Mr. Bananas.
I understand that gorillas are probably not in much need for underpants, but they would be nice to have for special occasions, don't you think?

Dr. Cynicism said...

Okay, okay, I'll go get a pair. I mean, it's the end of days anyhow.

Emma Claw said...

Mrs. C is gonna love them!

M. Hicks said...

Boxer briefs are pretty awesome--those in particular. I would love to ask a man to let me pet the kitty.

Emma Claw said...

I like the way you think. I couldnt agree with you more.

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