Friday, June 24, 2011

Quotes from Friday night...

Once I was here and now I am not.
Maybe it's because you
are full of snot.

That's okay, you smelled
a lot too, kind of like
monkey poo.

I might be drunk,
I might be crazy,
but you look kind of lazy
lying there in my trunk.

So, that's where I went, you
don't have to ask why, I told you
the story and have no reason to lie.

-- detoxendrix
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Stuck at a stop light,
just not right.

Stuck at a stop light,
just might light.

Smoke & wait while I
wait & smoke, at this
stop light where I toke.

Hello, Police Pig HOW DO YOU
DO?

Do you like my 'do?
Wanna see my poo?

That's the smell,
I swear as I tell your
mother about what I saw
you doin' with your
brother,

IT'S THAT POOP SMELL
THAT FUNKY FUNKY POOP SMELL
OVERCOMING THE DANKY
DANK SMELL
ya RANK BITCH

What?! You got an itch?
What a bitch.
But not my niche
so back an inch

Before you receive a stitch
via fist.

-- Emma Claw & detoxendrix
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"I don't poop
anywhere but my
own hand."
-- Sckooter (his spelling)
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"We're the  three best friends
that anyone could have!"

(Over and over)
-- B. Reil
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"Mini barf."
-- B. Reil
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"Crapped on your desk, dog.
What's up?
Crapped on your desk, dog."
-- B. Reil
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"Are you going home?" - Emma
"Some day." - Sckooter
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"Go! Grab his butt!" - Emma
"I'm not doing that
for your amusement." - detox
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"I want to be the wild
monkey & look like one,
too." - Emma
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" - B. Reil (from the other room)
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"Herro preez." - Saint Lo Jo
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"OH FUCK!" - Captain P (from the bathroom)
"Who was that?" - detox & Emma
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 "They call me Black Nips (/ples)."
-- Tactical and B. Reil
Re: Sckooter's drunk ass.
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 "You're just mad 'cuz I
figured out how to shake
'em."
-- B. Reil (To Saint Lo Jo and Emma about his nipples--clarified as SHANK NIPPLES)
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 *La Hacienda - B. Reil and detox
*La Fiesta - Cap'n P and The OG
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 "News Flash of the night:
Gay Marriage was legalized in New York tonight."
--Tactical
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 "Fuck off guy. I don't
owe you shit"
-- Cap'n P in regards to Skcooter

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 "Build a fort over him!"
-- B. Reil again regarding Sckooter
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 "We drew six dicks on the
guy, why does it matter
how big the seventh one is?"
-- Re: Sckooter
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 "SUCK MY FAT TITS!"
-- B. Reil to group Re: Bruno
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 "I know where he said it,
in you BUTT!"
-- B. Reil to group Re: Life!
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 Awesomes are not Possums."
-- Emma
____________________________
 "I did it, and it was fun!"
-- B. Reil on kicking cactus
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 "There's a bigger couch
over there...O--Okay,
you can lay on Bowser The Bears
couch..."
-- Saint Lo Jo to Sckooter
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 "Bourbon BBQ sauce that
tastes so good. It;s like
a man's dick in my mouth."
-- B. Reil
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 "The first color I drew
on with Sckooter was red."-- B. Reil
 "No, it was purple." -- Tactical
"The second color I drew on Sckooter was red." -- B.Reil
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 "TWAAA..."
-- Every guy. A lot.
Re: David Blaine impressions
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 "I forgot I won last round."
-- Cap'n P during Uno
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 "What happens in girl talk,
stays in girl talk "
-- Emma
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 "You don't drink
and drive, but you do write
on Sckooter."
 -- B.Reil
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2 comments:

Gorilla Bananas said...

You were definitely more in touch in with your inner primate than any of your friends. But you were too quick to engage in poop warfare, that's supposed to be a last resort.

Emma Claw said...

Thank you, Mr. Bananas. I take your compliment as the highest. As for poop warfare being the last resort, it was well into that point-- Patron was involved.