Quotes from Friday night...

Once I was here and now I am not.
Maybe it's because you
are full of snot.

That's okay, you smelled
a lot too, kind of like
monkey poo.

I might be drunk,
I might be crazy,
but you look kind of lazy
lying there in my trunk.

So, that's where I went, you
don't have to ask why, I told you
the story and have no reason to lie.

-- detoxendrix
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Stuck at a stop light,
just not right.

Stuck at a stop light,
just might light.

Smoke & wait while I
wait & smoke, at this
stop light where I toke.

Hello, Police Pig HOW DO YOU
DO?

Do you like my 'do?
Wanna see my poo?

That's the smell,
I swear as I tell your
mother about what I saw
you doin' with your
brother,

IT'S THAT POOP SMELL
THAT FUNKY FUNKY POOP SMELL
OVERCOMING THE DANKY
DANK SMELL
ya RANK BITCH

What?! You got an itch?
What a bitch.
But not my niche
so back an inch

Before you receive a stitch
via fist.

-- Emma Claw & detoxendrix
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"I don't poop
anywhere but my
own hand."
-- Sckooter (his spelling)
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"We're the  three best friends
that anyone could have!"

(Over and over)
-- B. Reil
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"Mini barf."
-- B. Reil
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"Crapped on your desk, dog.
What's up?
Crapped on your desk, dog."
-- B. Reil
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"Are you going home?" - Emma
"Some day." - Sckooter
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"Go! Grab his butt!" - Emma
"I'm not doing that
for your amusement." - detox
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"I want to be the wild
monkey & look like one,
too." - Emma
"AAAAAAAAAAAAH!" - B. Reil (from the other room)
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"Herro preez." - Saint Lo Jo
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"OH FUCK!" - Captain P (from the bathroom)
"Who was that?" - detox & Emma
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 "They call me Black Nips (/ples)."
-- Tactical and B. Reil
Re: Sckooter's drunk ass.
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 "You're just mad 'cuz I
figured out how to shake
'em."
-- B. Reil (To Saint Lo Jo and Emma about his nipples--clarified as SHANK NIPPLES)
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 *La Hacienda - B. Reil and detox
*La Fiesta - Cap'n P and The OG
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 "News Flash of the night:
Gay Marriage was legalized in New York tonight."
--Tactical
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 "Fuck off guy. I don't
owe you shit"
-- Cap'n P in regards to Skcooter

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 "Build a fort over him!"
-- B. Reil again regarding Sckooter
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 "We drew six dicks on the
guy, why does it matter
how big the seventh one is?"
-- Re: Sckooter
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 "SUCK MY FAT TITS!"
-- B. Reil to group Re: Bruno
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 "I know where he said it,
in you BUTT!"
-- B. Reil to group Re: Life!
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 Awesomes are not Possums."
-- Emma
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 "I did it, and it was fun!"
-- B. Reil on kicking cactus
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 "There's a bigger couch
over there...O--Okay,
you can lay on Bowser The Bears
couch..."
-- Saint Lo Jo to Sckooter
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 "Bourbon BBQ sauce that
tastes so good. It;s like
a man's dick in my mouth."
-- B. Reil
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 "The first color I drew
on with Sckooter was red."-- B. Reil
 "No, it was purple." -- Tactical
"The second color I drew on Sckooter was red." -- B.Reil
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 "TWAAA..."
-- Every guy. A lot.
Re: David Blaine impressions
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 "I forgot I won last round."
-- Cap'n P during Uno
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 "What happens in girl talk,
stays in girl talk "
-- Emma
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 "You don't drink
and drive, but you do write
on Sckooter."
 -- B.Reil
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